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Metaphysical: I get stronger when I kill my enemies!
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Categories: fantasy (fiction)
Statuses: Updating
"Ding! Kill one shithead, experience +0.1.""Ding! Kill one Mutant Chicken, experience +50.""Ding! Congratulations on obtaining: one of brother's golden eggs!" Holy shit! You want me to hatch this egg? It's not like I'm a brother!